Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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