I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Operation Purity has been aborted
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I love you.
Bad choice
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