She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize
