But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
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i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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