that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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