I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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