Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
Randomize