Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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