I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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