i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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