I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
