I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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