if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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