i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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