it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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