omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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