Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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