Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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