he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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