So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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