Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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