Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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