I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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