Just mADE A PArabola og urine
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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