Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I think I sprained my soul last night
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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