that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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