have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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