If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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