Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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