Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
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There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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