so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
A bitchslap is in order.
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