my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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