"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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