fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
