I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
The adults are the big ones right?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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