How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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