Nicole vs. Life
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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