I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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