Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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