I love black thongs
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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