Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm bleeding and have questions
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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