Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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