hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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