It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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