It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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