dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
