Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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