found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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