She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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