Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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