This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize