Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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