He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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