guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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