im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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