Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
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I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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